home breathalyser
funny or not)?
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair, which sounds like a car. If they go down the hall, an old man jumps out of his room and says: "Excuse me madam, may I have your license?" She digs around in her bag, pulls out a candy paper and hands it to him. He sees over there, give her a warning and sends her on her way. up and down the halls she goes again. Again, same old man jumps out of his room and says: "Excuse me madam, but I saw you cross over the center line back. Can I see your registration, please? "She digs around in her bag, pulls out a receipt and hands it to him. He looks over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. It zooms out again, and down the halls weaving all over. As she comes into the room of the old man, he jumps out again. This time he is naked and has an erection. The old lady in the wheelchair looks up and says: "Oh no, not another Breathalysers!"
LOL thats funny
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