alcohol analyzers
Ja, ve guessed it, joke time?
A man got pulled over taken by an agent because he weaving in and out of lanes. The policeman got out of his car and asked the driver to blow into a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol consumption. "Oh, no," the driver said. "I can not do. If I do, I will an asthma attack and die. "" OK, "said the officer," let us down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol. " Oh, no, I can not. I am a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar will go so low that I would die. "Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to your alcohol control. "Oh, no, I can not. I am a hemophiliac and I will never stop bleeding if you draw my blood." Well then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me. "Oh, no, I can not do." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk.
GOOD ONE
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Hanna Instruments HI 96811 Digital Brix Refractometer for Professional Wine Analysis $151.00 The HI 96811 Digital Refractometer is a portable meter measuring the refractive index of samples in order to display sugar content, displaying results within seconds. To take a reading, the sample well must be calibrated with distilled or deionized water, followed by a few drops of the sample liquid. A dual-level LCD screen displays the measurement and temperature within several seconds. The H... |
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Vinotemp Ep-alcoholtest Electronic Alcohol Tester Alcohol Breath Analyzer Keychain $39.99 Provides a reading demonstrating the user's approximate Blood Alcohol Content (BAC). Indicator light-green represents a BAC under .05%, red represents a BAC avbove .08%. Indicator light shows whether the BAC level is safe, alarm or dangerous. Rechargeable via standard USB cord (not included)-unit comes fully charged. 1" W x 2" H x 3/4" D, weighs 2.75 lbs..... |
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New Alcohol Breath Tester Analyzer Breathalyser LCD $9.80 Digital Alcohol Tester with LCD Clock 0.00-0.19%BAC & 0.0-1.9g/l |
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BACtrack Keychain Breathalyzer, Portable Keyring Breath Alcohol Detector $27.71 Keychain Alcohol DetectorPart #: 44008Quickly and easily tests breath for the presence of alcohol and provides blood alcohol content (BAC) estimate.The BACTRACK Keychain Alcohol Detector is pact lightweight and offers an innovative folding mouthpiece design.The BACTRACK Keychain Alcohol Detector is one of the smallest breathalyzers ever designed. It uses an advanced alcohol sensor to quickly and e... |
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BACtrack Select S80 Breathalyzer Professional Edition $134.00 KHN Solutions BACTRACK S80 Select Breathalyzer S80 1108... |
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Alcohawk Slim Digital Alcohol Breath Tester $54.99 PORTABLE TESTERSINGLE BUTTON OPERATIONSLEEK COMPACT DESIGNMEETS DOT/NHTSA MODEL SPECIFICATIONS FOR BREATH ALCOHOL SCREENERSMEETS FDA 510K PREMARKET CLEARANCEINCLUDES 3 MOUTHPIECES REMOVABLE MOUTHPIECE COVERS OWNER'S MANUAL QUICK START GUIDE & 1-YEAR WARRANTYUPC : 890004000065Shipping Dimensions : 7.25in X 4.00in X 1.75inEstimated Shipping Weight : 0.3057... |
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LED Digital Alcohol Breath Tester Breathalyzer Analyzer $4.99 Features Overview: This product is design for quick BAC test Count-down & count-up time keep you alert the deadline of your parking A simple method to analysis Blood Alcohol Concentration at anytime and anywhere Super bright orange LED flashlight, help you to find the key hole of your car in dark Technical Specification 3-step with colored BAC LED indication: Safe: under 0.02% BAC (0.10mg / L BRAC... |
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LCD Digital Alcohol Breath Tester Analyzer Breathalyzer Quick Response Digital Readout Range - 0.00 - 0.19 BAC Auto Switch Off Wrist strap included Easy to use and convenient to carry The digital readout gives a good indication of your level Audio beep helps you gauge when to start, stop and when it switches on and off Requires 2 x AAA batteries (not included) PLEASE Note: The results are indicative only and are not legally recognized This item is set ... |
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SVAT AL100 Breathalyzer Personal Digital Breath Alcohol Tester Detector Analyzer $29.99 Ever been stuck at a party wondering if you are too intoxicated to drive? How much is too much? Sometimes it's hard to gauge on your own. This personal alcohol detector measures your blood alcohol level via a breath test anytime you need to know if you've crossed the line between safe and not safe. Just slip it into your pocket or purse, and after a night on the town you can accurately determine i... |
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HDE Digital Alcohol Tester Breath Analyzer Breathalyzer $1.85 Better to be safe than sorry after you've had a few drinks! Keep this portable Digital Alcohol Tester in your purse or car so you'll always know how close you are to the legal limit. The tester is very easy to use and will give a quick and accurate reading. It can detect a range of 0.00~0.19% BAC & 0.0~1.9g/l. Includes hand lanyard for easy carrying. Please Note: While this product is a useful too... |
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